When I meet new people I always imagine what it would be like to slap them across the face!

I love being kinky but I look horrible in the outfits he wants me to
wear.

I am obsessed with romance novels! I stay up all night reading them
and then I tell my friends I pulled an all nighter studying.

I look down on people my own age who believe their stupid angsty
immature relationships are ‘forever’ but secretly I’m beginning to believe
it too

I say I don’t want a relationship every time I get asked out because
its easier then being in a relationship and one day getting hurt.

I know it’s insane but if I met him I would honestly throw my
virginity out the window just to be with him. Even though I have kept it
from my fiancee, who I have been with for 7 years.

I go to work everyday with a forced smile.